Old Person Sayings Live On

Like Dad jokes, Old people sayings stand the test of time.

Here are a few of our favourites:

1. Look after the cents and the Rands will take care of themselves.
2. Focus on micro-ambitions and the big ambition will materialise.
3. Happiness is like an orgasm – if you think about it too much it will go away.
4. You exercise therefore you sleep.
5. Opinions are like arseholes – everyone has one.
6. Be an amazing Teacher – share and rejoice.
7. Happiness is like an orgasm – if you think too much about it it will go away.
8. You are incalculably lucky to be born.
9. Define yourself by what you love, NOT by what you hate or dislike to be part of the crowd.
10. Respect the people less powerful than you.
11. Be nice to people on your way up – you will need them on the way down.
12. Accept that you will sometimes be happy, sometimes be sad and then be dead.
13. Don’t do anything for anyone that they can do themselves.
14. Live to Learn.

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